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A: What happened to it?
B: [Look at all my research
C: I don’t know it only happened yesterday
D: │I haven’t even started
C: Yeaaah bec… it’s Charles and Camilla in the car
A: Is he alright?
C: Prince of Wales is uninjured (Someone starts singing Christmas carols in the background)
D: Whys this made the news?
B: Cause he’s a prince, no one cares about normal people dying
C: Prince of wales has been involved in a car crash after a collision with a deer whilst staying on the estate
A: │Wasn’t
D: │ On the estate? As if it was on the estate
A: Isn’t Isn’t that how Diana died?
D: Well yeah but…
C: │Aldi was damaged in the incident this is very
D: │They have Aldi on the estate?
A: Aldi! (laughs)
C: Like the car
A: No (Laughs)
D: Oh (laughs)
A: Not Aldi the supermarket, do you really think they’d shop at Aldi?
D: That’s what I was thinking!
A: (laughs)
C: They’re all fine basically only the dent on the urr Aldi which is why it’s made the news
A: │What about the (1) bloody deer?
D: The deer’s dead
A: The poor deer
C: Probably (3) urm
A: Do they not care about the deer?
C: Ooh guys everyone should cover up their laptop web cams now, exclamation mark
D: Oh cause they go on it?
C: FBI director something James (3)
A: Well all they’ll see is my gorgeous face (laughs) watching the urr
C: I mean, I know everyone wants to spy on me but
D: │No when I was younger I used to be really paranoid about that and put blue tack over the camera (laughs)
C: Women thrown off Ibiza flight after oh, I that be, they’d been thrown off a boat
B: Same, fallen out of a plane or something
C: That’s why I stopped reading
A: Why were they thrown off for?
C: Shouting racist abuse, I thought they were fully thrown off a place or something
B: (Muffled) sound like such a bitch
A: You do realise you have me singing in that?